-5, Genevieve.
And then Jon-Pierre failed again, RIGHT NEXT TO THE BED. -5 My legacy is never going to be in positive points.
Look, the twins have grown up! This is Splash, who still looks just as hauntingly beautiful as she did when she was a toddler. Since I was a bad parent to her, she grew up with the Daredevil trait locked in.
And here's Splatter, with more freckles than ever. The twins have absolutely no facial features in common - the only thing they share is their hair colour. I did better with Splatter, so she became a Kleptomaniac.
See? They're so different! And they have cute pyjamas. :D
Jon-Pierre literally got off the sofa to pass out on the ground and lose me five points. Thanks, Jon-Pierre. -5
And then, because I was so busy trying not to lose any more points, I managed to fail at taking pictures until the younger set of twins were growing up again!
Here they are! I love their new everyday outfits.
Here's Splash, who still likes to stare vacantly into space. She's a bit creepy. Luckily she did so well in school that she managed to pick up the Kleptomaniac trait this birthday.
And Splatter, who likes to pull faces. She's creepy in a whole other way.
Splatter: I'm offended that you would think that.
She rolled No Sense of Humour.
She rolled No Sense of Humour.
And then Jon-Pierre aged up.
Jon-Pierre: Aw, man!
He doesn't like being old, but I don't feel sorry for him because he's lost me so many points.
Jon-Pierre: Aw, man!
He doesn't like being old, but I don't feel sorry for him because he's lost me so many points.
-5. Thanks, Splash. Way to kick off your teenage years.
And then Splatter painted a haystack. You can see her inspiration in the background... one of the girls stole that autonomously.
Ruby and Amber had their birthday after work! Which means they had to age up in the graveyard. I was a bit confused about why their work uniforms seemed to be formal dresses with no shoes...
...but then their coworker came out, and he was also wearing a formal suit with bare feet, so I guess it's just graveyard policy.
Here's Amber, who became Friendly. This makes her a clumsy, ambitious, friendly kleptomaniac who loves to be outside. Odd.
And Ruby rolled Dog Person, making her an absent-minded, good, artistic kleptomaniac who loves dogs.
Whoa. I never noticed before how massive her eyes are.
Ruby: All the better to see you with, tee hee!
Whoa. I never noticed before how massive her eyes are.
Ruby: All the better to see you with, tee hee!
Back at the lawn, Amber eats cereal.
And Ruby paints. Both of them are desperate to move out (who wouldn't be, living in this place?) but I shan't let them until Splash and Splatter age up and we have our poll. :D
They also graduated at home, because I might have accidentally cancelled 'Go To City Hall' from their cue...
I built a park across the road, and sent Splash to go and fish there, since she'd had that wish locked in since childhood. She managed to fall over while casting... and she's not even clumsy!
Second time's the charm.
BTW, does anyone else find it terribly amusing that the first wishes rolled by the children named Splatter and Splash were to paint and fish respectively? No? Just me then? Ah, well.
BTW, does anyone else find it terribly amusing that the first wishes rolled by the children named Splatter and Splash were to paint and fish respectively? No? Just me then? Ah, well.
Jon-Pierre goes over to the park and pees in the pond. -5, Jon-Pierre.
But then he masters the painting skill, which means +5. Yeah, you've still got a lot more points to make up, buddy.
Ruby meets the neighbour's dog, and it fills her with excitement. She rolls a wish to adopt her very own puppy!
Splash failed. -5
And again. -5
And then Amber decided to have a shower instead of going to the toilet at the park, so -5.
This is Puddles, so named because he likes to pee everywhere. Mind you, everyone else in the house does the same thing, so...
It's love at first sight.
I don't remember why I took this picture...
Puddles sleeps so cutely! He's adorable!
And then Ruby failed. Ruby! How could you do this?! I bought you a puppy! -5
Amber, not to be outdone, promptly failed again. -5
Looook, Jon-Pierre painted a portrait of Puddles!
Speaking of Puddles, he's still adorable.
I don't know who's Imaginary Friend this is, and I don't care. They always glitch up like this in my game. Always.
I just realised that this chapter has gone on for, like, years, so I think I'll stop. Au revoir, mes ames! See you next chapter!
I just realised that this chapter has gone on for, like, years, so I think I'll stop. Au revoir, mes ames! See you next chapter!